Just like every other woman I’ve ever loved
Oh, Muse, you fickle bitch. You tell me you love me, that you can’t live without me. You even let me be Little Spoon!
Then you kick me to the curb. You leave me cold and shivering in a fetal position on your rubber welcome mat, scratching at the foot of the door and begging in a hoarse scream to be let back in, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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What’s Muse?
By Cameron on 02.21.06 12:12 pm
Muse:
1. “The source of an artist’s inspiration.”
2. “The personnification of the source of inspiration of a poet or other writer.”
3. “Medicated Urethral System for Erection. A medicated pellet is deposited into the urethra (urine tube) and the penis is “rolled” between two hands. Erection occurs when pellet is absorbed.”
By Mike on 02.21.06 6:24 pm
I dig #3.
By Cameron on 02.22.06 5:09 pm
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