http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/02/22/cutting-to-the-chase/ My mom calls me Michael, my friends call me Mike and the ladies call me constantly. Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:06:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/02/22/cutting-to-the-chase/#comment-25 Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:08:16 +0000 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/02/22/cutting-to-the-chase/#comment-25 I hate going to the barber, especially because I'm always worried I'll have a cavity. I hate going to the barber, especially because I’m always worried I’ll have a cavity.

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