http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/ My mom calls me Michael, my friends call me Mike and the ladies call me constantly. Sat, 17 May 2008 05:25:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-84 Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:03:32 +0000 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-84 Not my favorite thing to do either...and my dentist is my personal friend...IMAGINE that...it's truly a love/hate relationship! Not my favorite thing to do either…and my dentist is my personal friend…IMAGINE that…it’s truly a love/hate relationship!

]]> http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-82 Sat, 25 Mar 2006 16:43:09 +0000 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-82 someday i hope i get to be that sadistic dentist with you in my chair ;D someday i hope i get to be that sadistic dentist with you in my chair ;D

]]> http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-79 Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:39:45 +0000 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-79 I know this was a horrible experience, but I can't stop laughing at your first line. Brilliance. I know this was a horrible experience, but I can’t stop laughing at your first line. Brilliance.

]]> http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-78 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:59:55 +0000 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-78 You know, I never thought of it like that. The dentist IS the only doctor you visit feeling well, and leave bleeding. Dentists' offices also have an aroma to them that's completely unique, and the smell of which illicits fear and discomfort. You know, I never thought of it like that. The dentist IS the only doctor you visit feeling well, and leave bleeding. Dentists’ offices also have an aroma to them that’s completely unique, and the smell of which illicits fear and discomfort.

]]> http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-77 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:33:12 +0000 http://almostfiction.com/blog/2006/03/22/love-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry-or-visit-the-dentist/#comment-77 You know, I brush every day. I chew sugarless gum that supposedly helps ward off cavities (whatever) but flossing.. damn I hate it. And I hate that they try to guilt you into it as they cause you pain. My problem was the hygienist who was cleaning my mouth was HOT HOT HOT. I was so embarassed that he had to see all of that... I did NOT want him going in there. You know, I brush every day. I chew sugarless gum that supposedly helps ward off cavities (whatever) but flossing.. damn I hate it. And I hate that they try to guilt you into it as they cause you pain. My problem was the hygienist who was cleaning my mouth was HOT HOT HOT. I was so embarassed that he had to see all of that… I did NOT want him going in there.

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